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John Poddy

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John Poddy was born into the Royal Windsor Family of the country of Poddy. As an esteemed Royal, He was referred to by the commoners as John of Poddy. After an illegal coup, orchestrated by the Reagan Administration, removed the Windsors from their place of prominence, in the country of Poddy, the young John of Poddy illegally immigrated to the United States where he shortened his name to John Poddy. To this day John Poddy continues to be a drain on the American society by collecting food stamps and welfare as well as taking advantage of the free education and health care that is offered by the U.S. government. John
Poddy is aware that these programs are paid for by honest, hardworking Republican tax dollars, but John Poddy doesn't care. "Try and get me out of here" he laughs.